Montreal's 10 Biggest Dating Deal Breakers

How to know when to love 'em or leave 'em

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Dating "don'ts" when you live in the 514

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Everyone knows that one of the keys to a healthy and successful relationship is compromise. When we like someone enough, we will go to great lengths to accept and understand their flaws or varying degrees of quirkiness and/or social acceptability. But how do you know when to draw the line? If you’re dating in Montreal, here is a black and white list of the most unforgivable deal breakers you may encounter in the 514. 

1. If he invites you to watch him “perform” at TrH Bar

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It’s hard to make a connection when there’s a cage separating the two of you. No amount of $1 shots can bridge that gap. 

2. If he wears his Frosh gear in real life

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I can’t remember where that “Frosh Prince of Bel Air” gear came from but the fact that I can’t remember means it’s been too long. To be honest, one week past Frosh is too long.

3. If she invites you to watch her “perform” at Les 3 Minots

Les 3 Minots

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Karaoke is not performance art. Besides, the guy with the sunglasses who provides guitar accompaniment upstages everyone else. 

4. If she refers to Pharmaprix as "Shopper’s Drugmart" 

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Or, heaven forbid, “the pharmacy.”

5. If he asks what the next Sucka Free Monday tribute will be

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Korova (may it rest in peace) closed its doors in September and if he doesn’t know that then he must not have loved it as much as the rest of us. #RIP 

6. If he can’t tell the difference between Fairmont and St Viateur bagels

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Even if you can’t taste the difference, just lie and say you do. It’s more than just a question of aligning yourself with a band of passionate, likeminded people. It’s about being able to look out for yourself.

7. If he invites takes you to La Belle Province for the real taste of Montreal

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If this is his benchmark for authenticity and culture then maybe you don’t want to find out any more about his true flavour.

8. If she rolls her eyes at the phrase “Bonjour-hi!”

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Okay, yeah, it’s kind of silly. Let's move on.

9. If she tries to cluster around the doors of the bus 

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This is the cardinal unspoken rule of the STM. If you’re taking transit somewhere with someone and they don’t respect the rule of the queue then this person is not worth your respect. Too harsh? Maybe. But not as harsh as waiting at the end of the bus queue in minus 40 degree weather. 

10. If his idea of a casual drink is a case of PBR from the dep by his place

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There’s chill, and then there’s cryogenic. If you really like this person then at least go for the four-pack of Grolsch. 

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